Stay Home with Your Wife

Note – I received the text below from a friend, I am not its author. Men, respect your wives! 😎


Bob left work one Friday evening.  But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

He replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.



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6 replies

  1. 100% agree with you John. I don’t know what I’d do without my wife. I’ll be coming up to 30 years marriage soon, and for me it’s all about partnership. Some should try to remember that fact.

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  2. I did not see that coming. Surprise ending!

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