The Seenager

I am a Seenager….. (senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50+ years later. I don’t need to go to school or work; and I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad, I don’t have a curfew, I have a driver’s license and my own car. I have IDs that get me into bars and the wine store. Life is good! You’ll feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow, because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to search facts in their brains because they have so much information in their brains. And scientists believe, this also makes you hard of hearing, as it puts physical pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is not a memory problem; it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise. So there… I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends, they might be my friends, too.

Oh! By the way, as the year progresses, please take special care of yourself and avoid injuries, because spare parts for old models are no longer in stock, as most of us are the 30s; 40s; 50s and 60s models. The warranty period is long over and the expiry date is due soon. Caution is better than fixing.

Must remind yourselves, “We are limited edition”.

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