Porking Out

According to my spell check and an online dictionary, Porking is not a word. Bullshit. It’s interesting to watch people stuffing their faces in restaurants isn’t it? So many different shapes and sizes of bodies in there. Some skinny, others bulbous. Me? I’m somewhere in between honestly… I’m no toothpick myself. The omlette was really good…

That little boy below porked down a huge piece of cake in record time. Porker.