Today’s Bible Lesson

Today’s Bible Lesson

In today’s world with President Trump getting hit daily I decided a little Bible Lesson might be appropriate. Remember what Jesus said: “Goats on the left, sheep on the right” (Matthew 25:33). Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish, to do it from the right side of the boat. He did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.” Origin of Left & Right. I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”.

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen. It surely can’t get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson:

  • The last four letters in American: I Can
  • The last four letters in Republican: I Can
  • The last four letters in Democrats: Rats

End of lesson. Test to follow on November 6, 2018. Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month. Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal. Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be…


I received the above text from my old friend Dave back home in frozen Michigan. I claim no copyright to the text but I do most certainly agree with it! Politics are just plain old bullshit.

Leftover Breakfast

Well, sort of. I had a pound of beef thawed that needed to be cooked, and some canned kidney beans and diced tomatoes left over from my last pot of chili. Better to have too much right? So I threw this half ass chili meal together and pounded down most of it! And it was kind of an angry meal too. A distraction from what I awoke to, freshly awakened. My bank told me I have an overdraft!

Ummm, no. Not possible. Without mentioning numbers, it was no where near zero. Basically leaping out of bed I grabbed the laptop and pulled up my bank. The reason for the overdraft was obvious. Seems the ex wife had deposited her alimony check when I told her specifically yesterday that she needs to wait until I say it’s OK to make the deposit. Thanks for the apology Miss X but…

My text this morning asked her – did you make the deposit? her: Yes. me: I told you to please wait until Monday! her: I’m sorry, I misunderstood you. me: Yes you did but it’s OK, I have an overdraft of $77 dollars. her: Do you want me to send you money? me: No, I’ll manage. (as my blood pressure rises)

And that was the blunt end of that text exchange this morning. And the reason I whipped up that meal, a release for some angry energy. It could be worse of course and I’m glad the alimony is less than six months from being completed. I tell people it’s three strikes, I’m out of the marriage game for good. I’m not marriage material and will remain single going forward, it’s not worth it.

Oh 2018 – what surprises do you hold?


The other day I turned south onto Las Vegas Boulevard from Tropicana and headed south for the two fifteen freeway. As I passed the famous Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas sign I noticed a long line of memorial markers just behind the sign. There seems to be one for each person whom was murdered by this fracking mad man. I’m glad he’s gone. Don’t kid yourself – evil is real and among us.

Party Stores & Bad Flushes

If your a West Coast resident reading this, you may not understand the title. I found that out in due time living here near the West Coast. My Ex is/was from California and she didn’t have a clue what I was talking about which was really funny for me. Here, some folk call them a Circle K or whatever else. Want a Soda? Want a Pop? Or a Soda Pop?

I get a kick from the dialect differences in many different regions of the States. It’s the same way in England too as I’ve gleaned from many TV programs. Anyway, behold a real life party store in the Mojave. Hehe. I hope your impressed!

On another note, I recently purchased a men’s ring for my right hand, using the same finger you’d use for a wedding ring. I purchased the ring about two weeks ago and in time noted that the ring was just a tiny bit too large, one half of one size actually. During the time I wore it, it almost fell into a junk food bag I was crunching down but I noticed the ring before it went into the bag.

Whew! Next time, the ring actually flopped off my finger and went boing boing doink doink across my apartment with it’s hard floors. Carpet sucks. So that was easily retrieved… But not this beautiful, gloriously sunny morning in the valley of the sun. Nope. Without getting into too much detail, let’s just say the the lever on the toilet had already been pushed down… Yep.

My beautiful new ring, a treat for me, is somewhere between my apartment and God knows where… Damn. I went to the jewelry store to ask them to cancel the order I’d placed for a resized ring. In the process, one of the nice galls suggested that I contact my Insurance company which I promptly did. I walked into my local Insurance office armed with the needed paperwork. Long story short, I received a call from an Adjuster rather quickly and went through the questions. Be bloody honest…

My ring is not insured because of the way it was lost, something they call suspicious.

Yeah, I get it. It does indeed sound suspicious. The man told me that this same thing has happened so many people over the years he’s been an Insurance adjuster. I believe him but it’s no consolation for the fact that although this was a complete and total accident, I basically flushed almost $1000.00 down the effing shitter. But let’s be positive here. Positively not poopy! My bills are paid, there’s a roof over my head and so many other blessings. I’m not letting a poopy thing ruin my sunny day! Dammit!

Grafitti In The Wash

The wash that floods when it rains hard enough that is The last time I saw these boulders they weren’t looking this way and I don’t approve of this! We just can’t get away from the bullshit. Even several miles down a shitty road from the main road.

Wedged between steep mountains in three directions, just one way out. And washes that are still actively moving water at a good pace too, I could hear the water flowing but couldn’t see it… Anyway, I’m not complaining, just relaying some thoughts. 😎😜